A Streetcar

I am, as always, procrastinating. Here is a very belated review of A Streetcar which I saw at the Adelaide Festival a while back. I wrote it for uni. Sometimes I actually do work. Just not right now.


Tennessee Williams’ classic 1947 play A Streetcar Named Desire is modernised, transposed and translated in this adaptation by director Krzysztof Warlikowski. In this version, the gradual deterioration of Blanche Dubois (Isabelle Huppert) occurs in modern day France, with the cast trimmed to just five additional characters. This is the one area in which Warlikowski shows any kind of restraint. The additions made are many and varied, from songs to video cameras, and their dramatic success is just as variable.

The conflict between Blanche, her sister Stella and Stella’s husband Stanley occurs in a vast space. Malgorzata Szczèsniak’s set is simultaneously clean, bright and bleak, with a horizontal glass corridor sitting atop a multitude of fluorescently-lit bowling alleys. The corridor is moved down and up stage over the course of the show, with the action occurring inside, in front and even behind it. Inside the corridor itself is where much of the action occurs, and where screens streaming live footage of the actors are placed. This footage, taken alternately by tripod or unobtrusive cameramen, largely features extreme close ups blurred by handheld movement and fuzzy transmission. It highlights both key moments, such as Blanche’s recollection of her husband’s suicide, and intimate moments when Stella or Blanche, alone in the corridor, freshen up and change costume. The former heightens the dramatic effect of the given moment; the latter offers respite, with such costume changes often occurring following a heavy scene, allowing us to feel a little more connected with the characters.

Isabelle Huppert’s Blanche is erratic and energetic, dancing and jumping her way through the story to create an emotional rollercoaster. Her behaviours, such as fixatedly scratching a spot on her arm and almost jogging around the stage in high heels, leave us with no doubt as to her impending misfortune. Unfortunately Warlikowski’s direction confuses her portrayal. The opening sees her seated on a stool in the centre of the corridor, talking whilst eating seemingly uncontrollably – an additional character trait or merely a symbol of her restlessness? It is difficult to tell, especially for those who are unfamiliar with the original story, but it certainly exemplifies the mystifying actions that pepper that show. Nonetheless, Huppert pulls what passion she can from this detached version, and is particularly emotive in the scene where, cowering under the double bed which sits downstage, she recounts her husband’s suicide; but even this moment is tainted by the director’s brash hand, with the husband appearing onstage, bloody face and all.

Florence Thomassin’s Stella is lustful and passionate against Andrzej Chyra’s surly Stanley. There is little chemistry between Chyra and either female lead, their relationships reduced by Warlikowski’s treatment to a fight for control, depicted literally – almost thrust upon us in a further example of misguided symbolism – in the moments following Stanley’s rape of Stella. They sit on the bed, and he draws patterns on her almost naked body, gratuitous nudity highlighted by gratuitous imagery.

Warlikowski’s direction borrows from Brecht’s theories of alienation, creating an often vast distance between the audience and the action through the use of songs. Sung by Eunice, who doubles as narrator of sorts, the songs allow us to reflect on the preceding scenes and relax during an intense production – but they also prevent the kind of emotional association that makes Williams’ original text so engrossing. We are unable to empathise even in key moments such as the climax between Stanley and Blanche, which is followed by Eunice delivering her final song, this time in another foreign language. The song, its language and its almost indecipherable scrolling lyrics which are projected over the stage all raise questions – but none so pressing as the arrival of its ending. As we near the end of a 150 minute production with no interval, enduring an overly long song with dubious relevance is tough.

This is a big name, big budget production, a fact that is reflected in the show’s design and costumes (Huppert is dressed by Yves Saint Laurent and Christian Dior). It is not, however, evident in the surtitles. There are numerous careless spelling and grammar mistakes, frustrating oversights which detract from the action. The translations often do not match the dialogue, the operator moving either too fast or too slow; or frequently halting in apparent confusion, depicting lines which bear no resemblance to what the actors are actually saying before skipping rapidly to the appropriate excerpt. Those with a knowledge of French may be able to follow the drama onstage when the surtitles where completely wrong, but for the Anglophones in the room, especially those who are not familiar with the original text, understanding the story is made needlessly difficult, the glamorous spectacle promised by the set betrayed by the haphazard surtitles.

This is a challenging and interesting production, and it is not for everyone. The necessity of altering Williams’ play into a version such as this is questionable, as is the inclusion of many of its theatrical features, but there are elements which are truly successful. Much of this success rides on Huppert, whose performance binds the show together – but a production should not have to rely on one person to redeem it from its negative qualities. The festival guide states that there “was theatre before Krzysztof Warlikowski – and then there is theatre after Krzysztof Warlikowski” (2012). The fact is, if all theatre was to be like this, there would be a lot of confused audience members and some very unhappy theatregoers.

A Streetcar, directed by Krzysztof Warlikowski and translated by Wajdi Mouawad, plays as part of the 2012 Adelaide Festival from March 14 – 18 at the Festival Theatre. Tickets from $30 at Bass. Show runs for 150 minutes with no interval.

My Secret Lovers

What better way to procrastinate over my exam study than to share some semi-embarrassing facts about myself? Here goes.

I’ve had a lot of secret lovers. You know, the kind so secret that one party doesn’t know they’re involved.

My first real love was Matt Bellamy.

Surely you can see why.

I was fifteen or so, a gigantic fan of his band and a sucker for a skinny guitarist. Really I was more drawn to the younger Matt, the pink-haired, mushroom-taking larrikin that I may or may not have saved a whole folder of photos of.

Around the same time, The Chaser’s Andrew Hansen Caught my attention. I believe it was The Chaser’s War on Everything that sent my hello-ometer skyrocketing.

Oooh baby.

See a pattern here? Yeah. They look kinda the same. Just wait until you see my next love!


You have no idea how hard it was to choose just three photos of this guy.

Yes, it’s the beautiful David Tennant.

So I’m sure you can understand that I thought I knew real love. I knew the highs and lows. The pain of Matt’s then-long term Italian girlfriend. The sweet possibility of Andrew serenading me in a candlelit room. The joy of David’s Scottish accent. Really, I had been through it all.

Then I went to the They Will Have Their Way concert. Then my world changed. Then, I saw Paul Dempsey.

Continuing the pattern of people who look kinda the same. But look at those eyes!

I had seen him before of course, at the Big Day Out, but this was the first time I really saw him and he instantly became my new lover. The rock star swagger, the crazy height, the pale, pale skin – I am all for all of it. As my friend remarked, even his hair tells you he doesn’t give a fuck. This means win.

Then he played I See Red (with Alexander Gow and Lior, who are now lesser lovers of mine) and it was actually the best thing ever. Like, ever. EVER.

Paul Dempsey is mine, and that’s the state of my love life at the moment.

Who are your secret lovers?

How not to be anyone’s bitch

Someone actually googled that and found their way here, and I feel like I let them down by not really answering that question. So I present to you, dear googler, a handy guide:

How Not To Be Anyone’s Bitch

  1. Don’t be a pushover.  Hear yourself roar.
  2. Don’t be a bitch. Bitches hate bitches.
  3. Blast this song several times. If that doesn’t make you feel like being yourself, having a casual skateboard, sharing some lame kisses with your best girlfriends and partying on down then NOTHING WILL. And if you don’t feel like that, you’re probably one step closer to becoming somebody’s bitch.

I think it’s pretty clear that I’m quite the expert on this matter. Anyone who has any tips on how not to be anyone’s bitch should totally share because I’m getting the guilts for not being able to help. I mean, how do you no be anyone’s bitch? I don’t know, man!

Also, appreciate the absolute crap out of that song because it took me a solid 15 minutes to track it down. I can’t believe how long it’s been since I listend to it. I’m off to blast some Pretty Boi, stick some diamantes on my face and sort of frolic around with a gun. I can be edgy, too!

(Seriously, watch the damn video.)

Lazybones

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I am so lazy. I swear between laziness and procrastination I’ll be dead before I even learn to plait my own hair (I really would like to do this).

So I just checked my stats because I have two essays due this week that I don’t feel like doing and guess what? People have actually found their way here. PEOPLE HAVE LOOKED AT THIS BLOG! How did this even happen? Not that I’m complaining but it seems so bizarre. So yeah. That’s cool. You randoms should say “Hello!” or just don’t, I don’t know.

Here’s some other things that have happened to me:

  • Most importantly, my “I” key is all fucked and you have to bang it really hard in a certain position towards the top or it doesn’t work. This is really bloody annoying. If there are letter “I”s missing, it’s because  my keyboard broke itself. And then I tried to fix it and it broke some more. Well done Rose.
  • I just made a pretty tasty dahl. Both the rice and yellow lentils aren’t quite as cooked as they could be (seriously, what the fuck is brown rice’s problem anyway?) but it’s still quite delish. And I’m going to be eating it forever so yay.
  • I did barely any of my uni work.
  • I saw The Zoo Story, State Theatre’s latest play, and it was quite marvellous. You can read my review of it at lip, but my opinion of it has probably gone up since then as it’s one of those productions which get better the more you think about it, you know? At least I often find things work like that. It’s all done and dusted here, but you can catch it on its regional tour.

Just went on a photo excursion with a friend so hopefully some of those will turn out ok. It’ll have to be better than my recent luck, with wondrous photos ruined by almighty über scratches and everything else just being shit.

Maybs I’ll do some work now.  I doubt it. I’m off to gorge myself on lentils.

(OH and because I feel like it, here’s the recipe, from the almighty delicious magazine. I have made it before with split peas but I much prefer lentils, so this time I did half red/half yellow lentils and cooked it for about an hour. And I didn’t have any ginger or spinach [WAHH! ME LOVE SPINNY!] so there’s none of that shit.)

And that’s my interesting life. How’s your interesting life? Do tell.

Not even anyone’s bitch

It’s five to midnight and I have to write my drama presentation and then read a billion things that I’ve skipped over so that I can do the online quizzes for those subjects and not fail them. So what am I doing? Jack shit, of course.

I’m also a certified theatre reviewer now. Not only did I get a distinction for my uni review of Skip Miller’s Hit Songs  (and a “competent review” comment. Yesss, totally live for that shit), I also got the opportunity to review five.point.one’s production of Lally Katz’s The Eistedfodd. Watch out for that Katz chick, she’s pretty chill. It’s up at lipmag.com.

Oh but what’s this? Another review? Well, State Theatre Company of SA got in touch with the people at lip after reading the first review, asking if anybody would like to review their shows this season as they’re trying to increase their audience in the under-30 age group. And because I’m fabulous, and the first person to contribute a theatre-related piece to the site, I got the gig. So I have also reviewed David Mamet’s November, which I will summarise as witty and entertaining, yet slightly irrelevant. Also up at the lip website.

So if somebody who’s super knowledgable about GB Shaw, specifically Mrs Warren’s Profession, would like to kindly make their way to my house insert their knowledge into my brain, that’d be absolutely wondrous.

I leave you with this rather old photo which doesn’t necessarily trigger the most pleasant of memories but which (at least I think) pulls off the not-focused-over-exposed-doesn’t-matter thing. Or whatever, maybe it doesn’t, but I find it somewhat pleasing and so shall you all.

Adolf review

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Hey guys! Remember when the Fringe was on? There was a pretty park and people everywhere and lots of things to see and do? Apparently I don’t, because I fully wrote half of this a few days after seeing it and am just posting it now, long after the Fringe is over. I figure this guy tours with this show a fair bit so it’ll probably be the same everywhere so it’s still valid. And besides, when did anything on the Internet need validity to exist?

ADOLF

Two fringe goings in the space of 3 days? I’m a little surprised at myself for having cash/being sort of organised. Soon I will wish that I had seen this particular show another night, not because any other night would’ve been better by the performer, but because I am so. Tired. Do you know how hard it is to stay awake in a dark auditorium?

Anyway, I hit the Royalty theatre one Sunday night to see a show I know nothing about except that it’s a one man show about Hitler. For some reason I expect it to be a comedy. It’s not. Adolf is a drama, and a drama which tries to teach us a lesson.

Hitler (Pip Utton) explains himself and his ideologies while he contemplates suicide. He’s good, but I fall asleep. OOPS. I gather that the audience understands his points of view to a certain extent, making his theories relatable, yet still disturbing.

When he’s done being Hitler he becomes someone we assume to be his modern-day self, talking about immigrants and telling jokes and appearing vaguely racist until you realise that Pip is teaching you a lesson. People still have these views today, and we let them have them, unchallenged. It’s a good point, and one which leaves you thinking, but I personally found the second half a bit obvious. So should you see it? Yes! Of course! Judge for yourself my dears, this one needs to be seen if only for the reminder that racism still exists. And you know what? Racism sucks.

As a final note, it was nobody’s fault but my own that I napped. Pip is an excellent performer, and I am just a sleepy idiot.

Photo time

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My new resolution is to get on that photo shit. I have occasional access to computers that won’t take 30 seconds to apply a single change now (yay!) so now is the time, my friends. So here’s an old one to get me started.

Une rose.

Y’all better appreciate this ;)

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